The Future of MySQL is PostgreSQL: an extension for the MySQL wire protocol

I asked ChatGPT to write the code to print "Hello, world " as a junior developer

Interviewing at Canonical

Earth-1217: where every CSV file has two header rows: column names and units

Labscam

Paul Biggar removed from CircleCI board for pro-Palestine blog post

On the pronunciation of “fsck”

23andMe trying to trick customers into accepting TOS change, to prevent lawsuit

The real engine behind "AI" is the bad tech economy

There's a mechanical watch feature called a “hack”

Do we think about vector storage wrong?

Python proposal (inspired by Lua)

Coinbase argues that cryptocurrency is like baseball cards or Beanie Babies

The first Oxide rack being prepared for customer shipment

Owner of Symbolics Lisp machines IP is interested in a non-commercial release

JT resigns from roles in the Rust project

Passkeys will be importable, exportable, cross-device, and across managers

The Well-Poisoning Machine

GitHub Support for Mastodon Profiles

Leaving the Basement

What happens to a smartphone when it gets stolen?

Mastodon server maintenance: The Queues down in Queueville