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You've Read Your Last Free Article, Such Is the Nature of Mortality

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Our Company Is Doing So Well That You're All Fired

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All the Types of Science Fiction

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I'm sorry I bit you during my job interview (2011)

Critically Acclaimed Horror Film of the 2010s or Your PhD Program?

It's Me, the Person Putting Drugs in the Halloween Candy (2022)

There Is No Such Thing as the “Invisible Hand of the Market”

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40 Hours a Week of Intense Work Outside Your Job,You Too Can Make Passive Income

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You're a cyclist who was just struck by a car driver. Why it was your fault

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I’m ChatGPT, and for the love of God please don’t make me do anymore copywriting

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The UX on This Small Child Is Terrible

The New Ten-Factor Authentication Processes

We Will Do Anything to Get You to Work for Us Except Pay You Enough [McSweeneys]

The Stages of Insomnia

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