Here’s Why I Decided to Buy 'InfoWars' [The Onion, but real news]

Crypto Confidence Soars After CEO Defrauds Customers Just Like Real Bank

The Onion Has Been Permanently Banned from Twitter

In defense of mass censorship

90% of Waking Hours Spent Staring at Glowing Rectangles (2009)

Benefits Of Open Office Not Extended To CEO

Facebook: ‘Identifying Hate Speech Is Difficult Because Some Posts Actually Make Pretty Interesting Points’

Jeff Bezos Announces Customers Can Delete All Of Alexa’s Stored Audio By Rappelling Into Amazon HQ, Navigating Laser Field, Uploading Nanovirus To Servers

Jeff Bezos, Amazon Founder & CEO: My Advice To Anyone Starting A Business Is To Remember That Someday I Will Crush You

Frustrated NSA Now Forced To Rely On Mass Surveillance Programs That Haven’t Come To Light Yet